Raining Hotdogs

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

(via typical-boyband)

sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.

sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.

(via weekoony)

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

(via hotianamaslany)

I think we’re in trouble.

(Source: 100percento, via quicksilvermaximoff)

cupcakelogic:

Thank you to my friend for telling me this joke

(via weekoony)

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via weekoony)

Nobody’s got that flag in seventeen years!

(Source: imabaggins, via weekoony)

salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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(via flufs)

plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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(Source: problemactic, via cantcontrolthegay)

laufysonloki:

You’re wrong about me

(via quicksilvermaximoff)

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

(via warsonghold)

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

(via typical-boyband)

generally:

so relaxing…

(Source: milklotus, via bcky)