Raining Hotdogs

Cannot leave the house without my hat. So windy cannot wear hat. Therefore fate has decided I shall not leave the house today, I have no choice

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog: WAT DOING

Me: Nothing. I just stood up.

Dog: WHERE GO

Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

Dog: CAN I COME

Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-

Dog: I COME TOO

Dog: WAT DOING

Me: I need to open this door.

Dog: I HALP

Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

Dog: I HALP

Me: Sigh.

Dog: WHERE GOING

Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

Dog: CAN I COME

Me: Sure.

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Me: No please don't you are-

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Me: No there's no room and-

Dog: LAP

Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

Dog: RIGHT HERE

Me: That's literally on top of my leg.

Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME

Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me: I AM

Dog: I SIT IN LAP

Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME

Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY

Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE

Me: .......

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via the-crooked-apathy)

boaillustration:

I wanted to bring something small to MCM Expo to hand out to people, so I drew my favourite Yog Minecraft series in one picture.
If you see me at MCM, ask me for a postcard! As long as I have any left, I am giving them away.

boaillustration:

I wanted to bring something small to MCM Expo to hand out to people, so I drew my favourite Yog Minecraft series in one picture.

If you see me at MCM, ask me for a postcard! As long as I have any left, I am giving them away.

(via lomadia)

mspaintadventrues:

vinegod:

DID HE FIND THEM?!?! by Gio Volpe

IM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN

(via weekoony)

And my sister broke the shower

moistchunkyslurp:

*a pair of black socks on Ebay*

"NEW Casual sexy cute elegant slim-fit low cut soft and hypoallergenic comfy neutral FASHION HOT SELL x-small extra small small medium simple chic booties feet mittens warm foot cover direct honest seller FAST CHEAP SHIPPING pair of dark mysterious black shade for YOU"

(via the-crooked-apathy)

"It was just me and them out here all day, every day, a good long time. I don’t know what that was, but it wasn’t a life. Not like today. Stumbling around in three feet of slime for some peas and carrots, that’s living.”

(Source: darylgrimes, via gaillpecks)

transisted:

I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME
SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

transisted:

I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME

SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

(via typical-boyband)

soulpunchftw:

buzzfeedgeeky:

davedash:

This is a kids show.

ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population

(Source: thespookymissioner, via senpai-kudasai)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

 (via)

OH MY GOD

(via a-single-dancing-luna)