Raining Hotdogs

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

(Source: kentuckydarby, via firebreathinggiraffemonkey)

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

(via firebreathinggiraffemonkey)

lol-post:

Are you playing with yourself?

lol-post:

Are you playing with yourself?

(via firebreathinggiraffemonkey)

egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

(via pizza)

plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa, via pizza)

improbablenormality:

humourous-misadventures:

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

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how

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can you not 

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love

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this ridiculous

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amazing language?

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

this language is literally keysmashing

(via the-black-power-ranger)

tinytmas:

tatiana on 2x01 cast read-through

YOU LOOK AT HER FACE AND YOU JUST KNOW WHICH CLONE IT IS SHE DOESN’T EVEN NEED WIGS AND MAKE UP I WANT TO PUNCH A WALL

(Source: clonesbians, via cosimageekhaus)

balletcas:

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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(via hotianamaslany)

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via hotianamaslany)

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups, via flufs)